how to treat a woman

how to treat a woman:

• wine her
• dine her
• call her
• hold her
• surprise her
• compliment her
• smile at her
• listen to her
• laugh with her
• cry with her
• romance her
• encourage her
• believe in her
• cuddle with her
• shop with her
• give her jewelry
• buy her flowers
• hold her hand
• write love letters to her
• go to the ends of the earth for her

how to treat a man:

• show up naked with beer and wings
• don’t block the tv