the jeremy gaddis phenomenom

remote control beer cooler

running on water

i’m guessing that this guy was hurting just a few seconds later.

“special people”

warning from the help desk

how not to fake a heart attack

“if you’re going to pick some kind of sudden sickness to fake your way out of a court appearance don’t choose a heart attack because once they check your vitals it’s a tough one to stick with”:

hooters: we only go for the wings

hooters_poster

free hillary clinton campaign material

from craigslist:

free hillary clinton campaign material

bumper stickers, yard sign, pins, mugs, folders, letterhead and a large banner. won’t be needing them.

on a related note, i was shopping at union station in washington, dc, today and all the stores there that had hillary merchandise remaining had it on sale for anywhere from 50-80% off. that makes me giggle. =)

delete cookies?

ultimate bottle opener